CHAPTER One
Note: San San is 1.50 meters tall, with thick white dreadlocks and colorful sneakers. One of the sneakers is yellow and the other is blue, and he is wearing a hoodie, teke shoes, and a backpack on a hanger by the front door.
10th grade students are standing at their seats. The school principal and a young woman, SAN SANA (25), stand at the interactive whiteboard,
director
Hello children, sit down.
All the students sit down at once.
director
I would like to introduce you to your new homeroom teacher and anatomy teacher Alexandra Alexandrovna Bublikova. I would like to note that Alexandra Alexandrovna is already a candidate of biological Sciences at the age of 25. She is a recipient of the Heiken and Blavatnik Prizes for Young Scientists. Please love and don't complain. Well, you guys get to know each other now, and I'm off.
The principal leaves the classroom.
SAN SANA
Well, let's get acquainted, we'll be in the process of studying at the blackboard. I'll tell you right away, in short, so as not to break my tongue, you can safely call me San San. It's like a man's San Sanych, and since I'm a woman, I'm San San. Any questions? You mention the name before the question.
Lena
Lena Ivanova. Why do you have different sneakers?
SAN SANA
In order to save the family budget.
igor
Igor Serov. How's that?
SAN SANA
One is worn out, so should I throw the whole one away?
Egor
Egor Brynza. Are you married?
SAN SANA
And for what purpose are you interested? Do you want to offer?
Egor
Well, I don't know. You're so Awesome.
SAN SANA
Is it okay that I'm good at Jiu-Jitsu? Pink belt. So. We'll make an agreement right away. You can talk to me like I'm the same age. We are almost the same age, but we do not forget to observe subordination. Any other questions?
NIZAMI
Nizami Ali Nurmukhamedov. What kind of music do you listen to?
SAN SANA
A good one. I prefer pygmy tunes. My favorite instrument is the balalaika. My favorite dish is mussels with boiled bacon in garlic sauce.
LUCY
Are you kidding? I'm Lyuska Blinova.
San Sana laughs and sits down at her desk. He raises his knees to his chin and rests his heels on the edge of the chair. He puts his chin on his knees and wraps his arms around his ankles.
SAN SANA
So. I have my own online group (social network advertising). It's called “I love DNA.” You can join. It's closed. I also suggest that you visit the recently opened microbiology circle for the study of the nature of DNA, which will be held every Saturday in this office. The circle has the same name as the group: “I love DNA.” Everyone is required to appear this Saturday. Further as desired. Any other questions? No. Then let's start the lesson.
