Jackpot Jack: A London Farce
Автор книги - Tatiana Bazhan. Произведение относится к жанру литература 20 века. Оно опубликовано в 2025 году. Книге не присвоен международный стандартный книжный номер.
This book introduces Jack, a somewhat simple-minded young man whose head is filled with stereotypical notions that many of us unwittingly accept as truth. While wandering through London's iconic landmarks, Jack pushes these notions to their absurd limits, all framed with sparkling humour, gentle irony, and the occasional biting sarcasm.
It is only through the unlikely intervention of a winning lottery ticket that Jack begins to embrace life as it truly is.
Rich in figurative language and employing elements of farce, the narrative also features a collection of idioms which lend authenticity and vibrancy to the characters' dialogues.
Ultimately, this book is an invitation to immerse oneself in a world of humour and escape the banality and routine of everyday life.
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Jack's Japes and the Jolly Jaunt into a Jocular Judgement
Jack, a fellow whose brain worked slower than a treacle tart cooling on a winter's day, had a habit of inserting his foot so far into his mouth, surgeons considered him a walking medical marvel. He was a plum pudding of prejudice, steeped in the stale brandy of outdated notions. One fateful afternoon, a misplaced invitation led him, like a moth to a particularly garish lampshade, to the home of the Honeywells.
The Honeywells were, shall we say, peculiar. Not in a “collecting stamps made of toenails” peculiar, but in a “defying every expectation you’ve ever had” peculiar. Mrs. Honeywell, a woman whose smile could melt glaciers and whose bank account could buy a small country, greeted him with a handshake that could crush walnuts. And the daughters! Three of them, each sharper than a new pin and more determined than a badger defending its sett. First, there was Beatrice, a legal eagle whose courtroom victories were the stuff of legend. Then there was Penelope, a coder who could probably rewrite the internet using only carrier pigeons and a tea cosy. And finally, young Cecily, who at the tender age of ten was already a chess champion and budding astrophysicist.
“Come in, come in, Mr… Jack, was it?” boomed Mrs. Honeywell, leading him into a drawing room that looked like a cross between a library and a botanical garden. Jack, never one to observe before leaping, launched straight in.
“Charming place! But, you know,” he said, patting Mrs. Honeywell on the arm with a familiarity that made Beatrice’s eyebrow arch like a cat's back, “It must be… well, inevitable, isn't it? With all these daughters. The future, I mean. All that… domesticity.”
Mrs. Honeywell raised an eyebrow. “Domesticity, Mr. Jack? Are you suggesting that my daughters are doomed to a life of baking and needlepoint?”
“Well, aren't they?” Jack countered, oblivious to the gathering storm clouds on Beatrice's face. “I mean, girls will be girls, won't they? After all, it’s inevitable, isn’t it, that they'll marry and keep the home fires bur-, well, never mind.”
Penelope, who had been quietly observing from the corner, finally spoke. “I'm sorry, but it's not inevitable to be a housewife. I prefer to live on the sofa, doing what I want. I don't mind if I have my own house or if I live with my future husband.”
