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Comedy. Duration 1 hour.
ACTORS
Vovchik – husband;
Galya – the wife;
Sergey is the first applicant for a relationship;
Daniel is the second contender for a relationship;
Valentin is the third contender for a relationship;
Stepan is the fourth contender for a relationship.
Four incoming men can be played by one actor. At the discretion of the director.
The music sounds hectic.
The lights turn on slowly, two angry bodies are running around the apartment. Vovchik and his wife Galya. They smash and break everything around, they are furious. They try to throw at each other with whatever comes to hand. Vovchik certainly gets something in his head. They are literally shaking from each other. They shout, growl, and spit at each other. It can be seen from everything that they have "mutual love"
For some time they rage without replicas, they carry everything that can be carried in the apartment and, not having fully satisfied their attempts to nail each other with improvised means, they fall exhausted in different parts of the room. Who is on the sofa, who is on the chair.
The music stops
Vovchik (trying to catch his breath). Well… here… a little relieved. Now, it seems, it is possible to talk like civilized people. How are you, Jackdaw? Shall we talk?
Galya (trying to catch her breath, looking at her husband). Come on, my dear husband…, start.
Vovchik (trying to catch his breath, relatively thoroughly, with a bit of sarcasm). I'll tell you what, my beloved wife. You can't live like this anymore. If I didn't love you before, at least, now I just hate you!
Galya (trying to catch her breath, looking at her husband). Oh, Vovchik, do you think it's different for me? Yes, you actually became disgusting to me on the very first day after the wedding. I still can't understand how I got married to such a fool!
